14 May 2012
My roommate
Is a pure 100% untainted jackass. a few weeks ago he left the stove on once while boiling water. which was fine, it only slightly scorched the MY pot. but he did it again today. with pasta in the pot. and him and i left for drill. leaving James, the smarter of my 2 roommates sleeping in our apartment, whose smoke alarm does not work btw cuz the unnamed jackass disabled that.
so james wakes up with an apartment full of smoke, no alarm going off, a pot of pasta on fire.
list of things ruined:
2 couches
2 speakers
1 pot
1 plate
1 bowl
1 cup
i thought people in college were intelligent. i thought i was unintelligent! im worried.
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Hey you havn't lived with roommates until one of them tries to kill one of you in a fiery inferno.
ReplyDeleteOh gees! Throw the pot and other stuff away and open the windows up to air out the apartment. Don't let him cook unsupervised anymore. Really stupid thing for him to do. Might want to put batteries back in that fire alarm. Remind him it's illegal and breaks the lease if they get disabled. Just a few more weeks - hang in there, son.
ReplyDeleteI don't see how this story proves you are not unintelligent.
ReplyDeleteless unintelligent than previously thought. bar has been lowered.
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