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My god, theres only like 5 guys in the class out of 30ish and most of the girls are pretty damn hot! this quarter is looking up. but my entire Ochem course is filled with dweebs...

Inappropriate behavior in the workplace

Coach Thompson (my manager at the athletic center equipment room where I work): "I don't care if they're goddamn super models! If they don't show you an ID they can't check out your balls. Period."

to good not to share, too mean to share it on fb

So I stayed up until 0130 studying. and if you think that's crazy (for me) well what's crazier is I'm getting up at 0530 to work out with my work out buddy. with perfect timing, Shirley came back around 0130 drunk off her ass with Kornowoski, also drunk off his ass after they went to a party to leave me be to study. Better yet, shirley kept me up until 0230, being all drunk and saying various phrases similar to "I really, really like you" without mentioning notorious L word. what's better still is that as soon as i get shirley to quiet down and let me be, and as soon as i start to fall asleep, jackass, passed out on the floor the entire time, starts to crawl to the bathroom and starts throwing up - on the carpet (just a little) and then on the tile in the bathroom (a little more) and then finally gets the the toilet and lets it all out. Best of all, he was too drunk to notice the toilet seat was down. guess who spent 0230 till 0330 cleaning up that mess (of chicken noodle soup and vodka)? this guy. who has to now get up in 2 hours to work out, and then memorize a 10 week course that we took in 6 weeks by friday. and the awesome backstory to this is that kornowoski has done nothing all week but play video games, while i workout, study, and go to class. I feel like he should be taking care of me...