12 September 2012

to good not to share, too mean to share it on fb

So I stayed up until 0130 studying. and if you think that's crazy (for me) well what's crazier is I'm getting up at 0530 to work out with my work out buddy. with perfect timing, Shirley came back around 0130 drunk off her ass with Kornowoski, also drunk off his ass after they went to a party to leave me be to study. Better yet, shirley kept me up until 0230, being all drunk and saying various phrases similar to "I really, really like you" without mentioning notorious L word. what's better still is that as soon as i get shirley to quiet down and let me be, and as soon as i start to fall asleep, jackass, passed out on the floor the entire time, starts to crawl to the bathroom and starts throwing up - on the carpet (just a little) and then on the tile in the bathroom (a little more) and then finally gets the the toilet and lets it all out. Best of all, he was too drunk to notice the toilet seat was down. guess who spent 0230 till 0330 cleaning up that mess (of chicken noodle soup and vodka)? this guy. who has to now get up in 2 hours to work out, and then memorize a 10 week course that we took in 6 weeks by friday. and the awesome backstory to this is that kornowoski has done nothing all week but play video games, while i workout, study, and go to class. I feel like he should be taking care of me...
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6 comments:

  1. pegfaixSeptember 12, 2012 at 3:53 AM

    Oh son. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. At least, try not to kill Kornuts. Hopefully, you did well on that test or I will charge him for your tuition bill.

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  2. denSeptember 12, 2012 at 4:38 AM

    cleaning up another's drunk vomitus is a sign of true Love--forget Shirley, marry Kornutz...

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  3. NickSeptember 12, 2012 at 9:35 AM

    gotta love corndog, he knows exactly when his contributions are needed xP

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  4. AndrewSeptember 12, 2012 at 4:06 PM

    You spew you clean. It's the law of nature. Don't violate the laws of nature. he owes you 1 free vomit clean-up. I recommend 6 bags of flaming hot cheetoes and a bottle of everclear. It'll be red, fiery, and possibly flammable.

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  5. KekeSeptember 12, 2012 at 5:11 PM

    oh god, that would be the worst coming up. No instead he is buying Halo Anniversary Edition for me, and we are beating all the halo games in chronological order, in preparation for halo 4

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  6. stoneystaubSeptember 13, 2012 at 9:55 PM

    Haha if that's his apology gift send him over here so he can puke in my room!

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