Walk of glory.

On monday, I was doing the quarterly counseling with my major. the army's major happens to walk in and say "We need three-four guys for as dates this friday." My maj says "well faix here is a good guy, and he can grab 3 others for you." and SSgt proceeds to threaten me that if im not on my best behavior i'll die and that he will be at the army ball watching us. empty threats. Friday, myself, Amis (who unfortunately was not set up with a date), and 3 of the cutest freshmen i could find rendezvoused at the assembly area, then head out to the army ball with mints in hand in our sexy chokers. our orders from the army major were to talk to the girls and dance. and that we did. amongst the dark army uniforms, 5 guys in chokers really stands out, it was a wonderful thing. after the wonderful meal, the dancing started. we carried out our orders in good faith and for a while, it was us 5 NROTC guys dancing, alone and unafraid. after 10 min the army slowly warmed up the guys dominating their party and it got going good. then we went to an army guys apartment south of wilsire and in the morning i had to walk across westwod. it took the same amount of time for ryan to drive up from irvine and then i gave him a tour of UCLA with his family and we got bbq chicken for lunch. end. o-chem time can't waste any more precious seconds.

Just the tip

My friend and suitemate Alex sawed off the end of his finger yesterday.  Apparently he missed the bone and only removed the fleshy part so I guess it's not that cool.  But still, I heard the blood splatter was awesome!

Awards ceremony

also i got 450 dollars for being in drill haha, one of 2 people selected for being super motivated, which everyone knows im not

Party!

was crashed by cops kinda.... they stopped by, took my ID gave me a warning to turn down music and keep it down. and that if they come to my place again im going to jail....YIKES! will be more careful. but its silly cuz when we had parties in the past we threw things in the pool next door. and that pissed them off so they called the cops this time... i guess we wont party at my apartment for the rest of the quarter... the people in our building dont even complain about the noise we make! crazy ass lady across the alley needs to mind her business.

SALAD!

I've been watching TEDTalks on food and got freaked the hell out so i made myself a salad. good thing im going down to pendleton today to eat MREs, the most processed food known to man-kind...

Keenan's Advice

Me: I need to learn how to take off my shirt

Keenan: Its like taking off your shirt for a shower only you will not take a shower

1st weekend of spring quarter

was awesome.
friday night- had a younger midn wetdown for a recently graduated person
saturday night - had a bigger better more chicks involved party with older people for the same graduated person. with wine, sake, tequila, beer, and champagne all being consumed and even more great unspoken adventures.

Extra Spring Ball

Because free time is for the soft.

Also, my friend Nick (the starting strong safety) won't be able to practice all spring.  Why?  Because he drunkenly challenged my friend Peter (tight end) to a fight where each person was wearing one MMA glove.  Of course, he got his ass beat by the bigger, more athletic Peter.  Attempting to avoid being killed he started backing up, stepped back awkwardly on some stairs, and broke his foot.