20 April 2011

Me and myself

and I

are having issues. Today my ROTC buddy brenda claimed to have been talking with her sorority sisters about "hot" ROTC guys. Apparently I am on that list and when brenda started describing me her sisters apparently recognized the description and unanimously agreed that I was in fact "hot".

this is an issue. because now i feel obligated to look good, otherwise i will be an even BIGGER disappointment. so wearing nice clothes, not sweating in the LA heat and wearing my brief case properly were all on my mind today as i wandered from class to class. this is really stressing me out, i know many of you will not understand (not to name names but weston), but it is an issue i needed to discuss.

in other news aside from my well deserved large ego include me going to a veterans bingo night to help old veterans play bingo. and apparently i just dont like lab write ups because i had this issue with AP chem and im having the same issue in my Physics lab. shit just aint fly, especially calculating all the error, which i did one calculation on my last report, out of 6.

and yes i turned that bad boy in

7 comments:

  1. OMG. You have rendered me speechless once again, my "hot" son. Are you sure those sorority girls aren't blind or something??!! I bet they were really talking about KornNuts ; )>

    As for you and your write-ups, for the record, YOU did not have any issues in AP Chem because it was ME who wrote your term paper. Doofus. Put some effort into it, son - there is nothing "hotter" than brains.

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  2. wow, the errors in this post may be incalculable... but definitely approach infinite from the other side...

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  3. ohhhh my god you're a self conscious teenage girl, even i dont think of that shit. soon you'll be reading mens fashion articles for style updates.
    -sid

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  4. errors? i dont see any errors....

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  5. all i got from this story is that sorority girls can't see and you can't write

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  6. i thought the second fact was established long before this post...

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