02 December 2011

Funny People

SSgt- I now wait in the wardroom for SSgt to walk in and then immediately bring up a controversial topic so he can talk about it. He will go on for hours if we let him. Recently he dissed the hell out of China and how they take care of their people, and said once he's President he will find everyone wearing communist shirts and put them in jail.

Physics Prof- is a strange strange man, who decided the last lecture shouldn't be about anything on the final. Instead he gave a lecture on what his mind thinks about when he is teaching us. He basically did a lecture on what one episode of Morgan Freeman's "Through the Wormhole" was about (the one about black holes). ANY WAYS, I took a nap but before that he mentioned nonchalantly that "given enough time, the center of the Milky Way would suck the galaxy up, including us, but we're not concerned about that now..." and proceed onto his other tangent...

James Kornowski is addicted to skyrim, he cant control himself so now I hit him every time i see him playing, and Amis turns of the Xbox whenever he is playing. It's sad every night watching him heat up his frozen dinner and eating it, he doesnt cook, and he feeds off of other people's stress, which isnt helpful when he is studying...This apartment is turning in to a cluster fuck due to our oldest roommates girl issues. girls who are involved in ROTC just like he and everyone else in the apartment is...

1 comment:

  1. Muzzle your SSGT, study your physics book instead of your lecture notes, buy James a burrito and lock all girls out of your apartment until AFTER finals. Did you find a ride to LAX yet???

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