28 April 2012
Walk of glory.
On monday, I was doing the quarterly counseling with my major. the army's major happens to walk in and say "We need three-four guys for as dates this friday."
My maj says "well faix here is a good guy, and he can grab 3 others for you." and SSgt proceeds to threaten me that if im not on my best behavior i'll die and that he will be at the army ball watching us. empty threats.
Friday, myself, Amis (who unfortunately was not set up with a date), and 3 of the cutest freshmen i could find rendezvoused at the assembly area, then head out to the army ball with mints in hand in our sexy chokers. our orders from the army major were to talk to the girls and dance. and that we did. amongst the dark army uniforms, 5 guys in chokers really stands out, it was a wonderful thing. after the wonderful meal, the dancing started. we carried out our orders in good faith and for a while, it was us 5 NROTC guys dancing, alone and unafraid. after 10 min the army slowly warmed up the guys dominating their party and it got going good.
then we went to an army guys apartment south of wilsire and in the morning i had to walk across westwod. it took the same amount of time for ryan to drive up from irvine and then i gave him a tour of UCLA with his family and we got bbq chicken for lunch.
end. o-chem time can't waste any more precious seconds.
27 April 2012
Just the tip
My friend and suitemate Alex sawed off the end of his finger yesterday. Apparently he missed the bone and only removed the fleshy part so I guess it's not that cool. But still, I heard the blood splatter was awesome!
22 April 2012
Awards ceremony
also i got 450 dollars for being in drill haha, one of 2 people selected for being super motivated, which everyone knows im not
Party!
was crashed by cops kinda.... they stopped by, took my ID gave me a warning to turn down music and keep it down. and that if they come to my place again im going to jail....YIKES! will be more careful. but its silly cuz when we had parties in the past we threw things in the pool next door. and that pissed them off so they called the cops this time... i guess we wont party at my apartment for the rest of the quarter...
the people in our building dont even complain about the noise we make! crazy ass lady across the alley needs to mind her business.
13 April 2012
SALAD!
I've been watching TEDTalks on food and got freaked the hell out so i made myself a salad. good thing im going down to pendleton today to eat MREs, the most processed food known to man-kind...
08 April 2012
Keenan's Advice
Me: I need to learn how to take off my shirt
Keenan: Its like taking off your shirt for a shower only you will not take a shower
1st weekend of spring quarter
was awesome.
friday night- had a younger midn wetdown for a recently graduated person
saturday night - had a bigger better more chicks involved party with older people for the same graduated person. with wine, sake, tequila, beer, and champagne all being consumed and even more great unspoken adventures.
friday night- had a younger midn wetdown for a recently graduated person
saturday night - had a bigger better more chicks involved party with older people for the same graduated person. with wine, sake, tequila, beer, and champagne all being consumed and even more great unspoken adventures.
06 April 2012
Extra Spring Ball
Because free time is for the soft.
Also, my friend Nick (the starting strong safety) won't be able to practice all spring. Why? Because he drunkenly challenged my friend Peter (tight end) to a fight where each person was wearing one MMA glove. Of course, he got his ass beat by the bigger, more athletic Peter. Attempting to avoid being killed he started backing up, stepped back awkwardly on some stairs, and broke his foot.
Also, my friend Nick (the starting strong safety) won't be able to practice all spring. Why? Because he drunkenly challenged my friend Peter (tight end) to a fight where each person was wearing one MMA glove. Of course, he got his ass beat by the bigger, more athletic Peter. Attempting to avoid being killed he started backing up, stepped back awkwardly on some stairs, and broke his foot.
23 March 2012
16 March 2012
roommates
decided the WATER boiler was good for boiling milk...
have decided that not washing dishes is the best call, because rotting vegetables in the sink is appetizing
and on top of that i was forced into eating cereal out of a cup with a fork b/c they didnt clean shit up.
have decided that not washing dishes is the best call, because rotting vegetables in the sink is appetizing
and on top of that i was forced into eating cereal out of a cup with a fork b/c they didnt clean shit up.
10 March 2012
Spring Break!
Going back to SD to lay in the sun ... and get a background check (so I can work for the Department of Parks and Rec).
09 March 2012
Physical Encounter (Nope, not as dirty as you think it is)
I was chilling outside of office hours waiting for my professor and one of the grad students who ta-ed my physics class last quarter saw me and told me to come into his office so he could help me. We solved my problem and then I asked him what he was working on and got a free 30 minute mini-lecture on particle physics. He was telling me about bosons and fermions and how physicists named different quarks: strange, beauty, truth, and charm. It didn't really understand it, but it was some pretty cool shit.
04 March 2012
SCIDM
Southern california invitational drill meet
this year it was held at northrop grumman's facilities. we set up in a giant parking lot and drilled! awesome. basically the USC airforce ROTC hosts this and tons of chair force ROTC units come and a lot of different JROTC units come, navy and AF.
so we go and apparently had to be there for the opening ceremony at 0800 but it dumb and no one gained anything valuable from it. our first event was at 1200 so we sit there and play with ourselves and burn up in the beautiful southern california sun (not to mention how completely cloudless the sky was).
our first event was inspection. which reminds me, airforce cant drill for crap so they bring a bunch of marine drill instructors up from SD, very intimidating. before we got on we heard our SSgt say that they had one entire squad crying from a JROTC unit. stupid high school kids... we fianlly get on and they just start yelling at us and w.e luckily we kicked ass and yelled really loud and knew a all our knowledge. the only issue was our M16A1's from fricking vietnam. first off we took them on a field exercise so they were dirty from that, but due to the oldness they had rust everywhere AND they sealed the bastards together so we cant take them apart to properly clean them. terrible deal. so that was shitty. but due to our loudness and intensity we gathered a whole crowd of people who watched in awe. Kornowski says i was 2nd loudest, only behind one of the girls who was shrieking the whole time, the DI's actually picked on her cuz they found it humorous that she was so damn high pitched. i got inspected twice, by one of the di's who finished with 2/3rd sqd early. luckily i only partially jacked up my 6th general order of the sentry.
Apparently our regulation was good, which is interesting b/c during practice we were always unaligned and such.
thats really it
the interesting part was our celebration. Most of the drill team came over and we had an awesome time. I skipped dinner to go get the party supplies. then decided while I waited for everyone to get here that I would fill up my stomach with some jack and coke instead of eating. needless to say i had a wonderful time. usually when we have kickbacks people throw cans and other random stuff into the pool next door. luckily last night we limited the beer cans, added a beer bottle, and then added a shopping cart a mop and a bucket!
everyone made it back safe and i woke up at 0900 and remained in my state of intoxication till around 1500. and now im having an awful time trying to do physics...
this year it was held at northrop grumman's facilities. we set up in a giant parking lot and drilled! awesome. basically the USC airforce ROTC hosts this and tons of chair force ROTC units come and a lot of different JROTC units come, navy and AF.
so we go and apparently had to be there for the opening ceremony at 0800 but it dumb and no one gained anything valuable from it. our first event was at 1200 so we sit there and play with ourselves and burn up in the beautiful southern california sun (not to mention how completely cloudless the sky was).
our first event was inspection. which reminds me, airforce cant drill for crap so they bring a bunch of marine drill instructors up from SD, very intimidating. before we got on we heard our SSgt say that they had one entire squad crying from a JROTC unit. stupid high school kids... we fianlly get on and they just start yelling at us and w.e luckily we kicked ass and yelled really loud and knew a all our knowledge. the only issue was our M16A1's from fricking vietnam. first off we took them on a field exercise so they were dirty from that, but due to the oldness they had rust everywhere AND they sealed the bastards together so we cant take them apart to properly clean them. terrible deal. so that was shitty. but due to our loudness and intensity we gathered a whole crowd of people who watched in awe. Kornowski says i was 2nd loudest, only behind one of the girls who was shrieking the whole time, the DI's actually picked on her cuz they found it humorous that she was so damn high pitched. i got inspected twice, by one of the di's who finished with 2/3rd sqd early. luckily i only partially jacked up my 6th general order of the sentry.
Apparently our regulation was good, which is interesting b/c during practice we were always unaligned and such.
thats really it
the interesting part was our celebration. Most of the drill team came over and we had an awesome time. I skipped dinner to go get the party supplies. then decided while I waited for everyone to get here that I would fill up my stomach with some jack and coke instead of eating. needless to say i had a wonderful time. usually when we have kickbacks people throw cans and other random stuff into the pool next door. luckily last night we limited the beer cans, added a beer bottle, and then added a shopping cart a mop and a bucket!
everyone made it back safe and i woke up at 0900 and remained in my state of intoxication till around 1500. and now im having an awful time trying to do physics...
26 February 2012
Welcome our Crazy World
http://vimeo.com/37293434
The resolution is that we should constructively engage with North Korea.
Oregon offers the plan of giving them food aid in exchange for the bodies of US soldiers in order to calm tensions between the US and the DPRK.
We run a "Kritik" of their argument saying that policy actions are flawed because it disrupts the natural cycle of the Tao which leads to violence.
07 February 2012
Intramural Dodgeball
2-0 after our double header tonight. Is is too early to say what I think needs to be said?
CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!
31 January 2012
27 January 2012
That awkward moment...
when you have to explain to your freshman lab partner you have a girl friend.
26 January 2012
7 Weeks...
left until the common sense void leaves this place.
"You cant leave the sponge in the sink, especially in a puddle of water" - me
"Really? Why?" - other
other would probably have no toilet paper, no laundry soap, no soap, no paper towels, no clean vacuumed/swept floor....
sigh just need to make it to next quarter!
and then next year i can move out of this roach infested apartment.
"You cant leave the sponge in the sink, especially in a puddle of water" - me
"Really? Why?" - other
other would probably have no toilet paper, no laundry soap, no soap, no paper towels, no clean vacuumed/swept floor....
sigh just need to make it to next quarter!
and then next year i can move out of this roach infested apartment.
17 January 2012
SULE
Small Unit Leadership Exercises, something to that effect anyways.
well the point is we ran around campus today in our MARPATs with our pretty rifles and where shouting bang at the OPFOR.
Which was fine, in mid campus at 0600-0730. but as we ran around some more and people started showing up at work and showing up to class, we found ourselves up near North Campus, which anyone who took a tour of UCLA would know is the liberal hippie pot smoking artsy side of campus. so as we fire-team and buddy-rushed through their pretty sculpture garden we drew a lot of unfavorable-liberal eyes towards us.
one kid and his mother demanded from the Col. and the Major that they deliver to them authorization for our dangerous activity of running around with hunks of metal, without any munitions, magazines or even the ability to shoot, even if we had those materials (the M-16s had been disabled from the inside and sealed into one piece before command let a bunch of college kids play with them).
and one loyal boss bravely walked out of his building to confront the Col, Maj and SSgt and yelled at them and called this illegal and wrong and wanted to see authorization, i was hoping SSgt would deck him, but with the Col there things didnt get out of hand. im sure people called the cops, but luckily we called them first, as it is a requirement when we go out onto campus with rifles, so no one go hurt and...
wait, an army kid had to be ambulanced away because he was PTing and collapsed or something, SSgt didnt seem worried though after he had checked out the scene, so just another army kid faking an injury to get out of running all 2 miles of their loop...
well the point is we ran around campus today in our MARPATs with our pretty rifles and where shouting bang at the OPFOR.
Which was fine, in mid campus at 0600-0730. but as we ran around some more and people started showing up at work and showing up to class, we found ourselves up near North Campus, which anyone who took a tour of UCLA would know is the liberal hippie pot smoking artsy side of campus. so as we fire-team and buddy-rushed through their pretty sculpture garden we drew a lot of unfavorable-liberal eyes towards us.
one kid and his mother demanded from the Col. and the Major that they deliver to them authorization for our dangerous activity of running around with hunks of metal, without any munitions, magazines or even the ability to shoot, even if we had those materials (the M-16s had been disabled from the inside and sealed into one piece before command let a bunch of college kids play with them).
and one loyal boss bravely walked out of his building to confront the Col, Maj and SSgt and yelled at them and called this illegal and wrong and wanted to see authorization, i was hoping SSgt would deck him, but with the Col there things didnt get out of hand. im sure people called the cops, but luckily we called them first, as it is a requirement when we go out onto campus with rifles, so no one go hurt and...
wait, an army kid had to be ambulanced away because he was PTing and collapsed or something, SSgt didnt seem worried though after he had checked out the scene, so just another army kid faking an injury to get out of running all 2 miles of their loop...
15 December 2011
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